RICHMOND, VA – While Glenn has received some negative attention in recent days for supporting disgraced candidate Mark Robinson, very little has been said about Glenn’s endorsement of principled Senate candidate Hung Cao, a widely-adored public servant who hasn’t said anything weird about witchcraft and would certainly never use a Super PAC as a slush fund for his own campaign. He’s controversy free!
Besides, Glenn already released a statement making it extremely clear how he felt about the allegations against Robinson. According to the statement, Glenn: “…has no plans to further support his candidacy.”
What a bold, unambiguous series of words!
Here at Spirit of America, we’d rather focus on Hung Cao’s policy-driven campaign and the unquestioning support Glenn has provided. That is why we’ve released the following statement:
“Glenn is all in for Hung Cao, and that’s the endorsement we’d rather focus on. Unlike other candidates the MSM can’t stop covering, Glenn only supports the finest, most well-adjusted folks running for public office, and that’s why Glenn can’t stop gushing about Hung Cao.
Sure, Cao has ducked most debates and public forums, can barely be found on the campaign trail, and seems to be focused primarily on posting memes on Facebook, but that’s what running for Senate looks like in 2024!
In the face of partisan attacks, Cao has kept himself busy, leveraging endorsements by high profile folks like our guy Glenn to push his substantive policy agenda, which includes combating witchcraft, stopping Chinese spies from crossing the southern border, protecting U.S. troops from dangerous life-saving vaccines, and dismissing parts of Southwest Virginia as “podunk.”
See? Glenn knows how to pick ‘em, and he’s proved it once again. Cao may have some funny ideas, but we know by now that Glenn’s genteel persona won’t take a hit. Besides, all the polling says Cao has as much chance of winning as he does of getting struck by ball lightning while watching a fire rainbow in Staunton, so Glenn can tout the endorsement without ever paying the price for supporting such a…special…candidate.
So let’s hear it for the Commonwealth’s next Senator!”
