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Glenn’s Billionaire Buddy Swoons Over Potential Youngkin Candidacy
So cover this and not the thousands of Virginians purged from voter rolls, okay?
The Definitive Guide to Glenn’s (Not So) Commonsense Agenda
Who doesn’t love that soothing, Carlyle-trained voice repeating such damaging rhetoric?
EXCLUSIVE: An Insider’s Account of Glenn’s Red Vest Retreat
“Glenn is still great at flirting with Trumpism while maintaining plausible deniability.”
After More Than 10,000 Virginians Mistakenly Lose Right to Vote, Glenn Boldly Responds: “Oops.”
The man adores voting rights, and he’s proving it by making it much more exclusive!”
Billionaires Want to Draft Glenn, Citing Need for Fresh, Forgettable Face
“Just get him on that debate stage and watch him take up space!”
Glenn Champions Early Voting, as Long as Republicans Are the Ones Doing It
“It makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard.”
Glenn Headlines “(Only Certain) Parents Matter” Tour
“We want more parental involvement, as long as they’re the right kind of parents.”
New Budget Abandons the Most Important Virginians: Corporations
“But what about the poor conglomerates?! Who’s looking out for them?! Only Glenn!”
Glenn Courageously Touts Non-Consensual “Consensus” on 15-Week Abortion Ban
“Wait…we’re going with this after all?” a flustered and surprised aid was quoted as shrieking.
Far-Right Billionaires Agree: Glenn is the (Second or Third) Best Candidate for the Job
“Finally, support from some average Joes!” said one unnamed source, quickly pocketing a bulging money clip.
“The Spirit of America” No One Was Asking For
An insider claims to understand what Glenn could possibly be thinking
The Latest on Glenn’s VA Road Show
You know what they say: “Suburban Dad in the front, Scary Conservative Extremist in the back”
Glenn releases second version of ad that contains actual American planes
“I mean, did you hear the speech?”