Glenn Youngkin
In the News

Glenn Champions Early Voting, as Long as Republicans Are the Ones Doing It
“It makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard.”
September 21, 2023
Glenn Headlines “(Only Certain) Parents Matter” Tour
“We want more parental involvement, as long as they’re the right kind of parents.”
September 14, 2023
New Budget Abandons the Most Important Virginians: Corporations
“But what about the poor conglomerates?! Who’s looking out for them?! Only Glenn!”
September 8, 2023
Glenn Courageously Touts Non-Consensual “Consensus” on 15-Week Abortion Ban
“Wait…we’re going with this after all?” a flustered and surprised aid was quoted as shrieking.
August 31, 2023
Far-Right Billionaires Agree: Glenn is the (Second or Third) Best Candidate for the Job
“Finally, support from some average Joes!” said one unnamed source, quickly pocketing a bulging money clip.
August 23, 2023
“The Spirit of America” No One Was Asking For
An insider claims to understand what Glenn could possibly be thinking
August 11, 2023
The Latest on Glenn’s VA Road Show
You know what they say: “Suburban Dad in the front, Scary Conservative Extremist in the back”
July 25, 2023
Glenn releases second version of ad that contains actual American planes
“I mean, did you hear the speech?”
July 24, 2023