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“It makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard.”
“We want more parental involvement, as long as they’re the right kind of parents.”
“But what about the poor conglomerates?! Who’s looking out for them?! Only Glenn!”
“Wait…we’re going with this after all?” a flustered and surprised aid was quoted as shrieking.
“Finally, support from some average Joes!” said one unnamed source, quickly pocketing a bulging money clip.
“I mean, did you hear the speech?”