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Despite Bipartisan Talks, Governor Youngkin Sets the Record Straight: He’s Still Way Into MAGA Stuff
“Yes, Glenn’s negotiating with the Dems, but he’s still 100% our quiet MAGA Man through and through.”
Celebrating Glenn’s Budget Amendments Defunding Education, Reproductive Care, Other Irrelevant Issues
RICHMOND, VA – The Spirit of America released the following statement today, congratulating Glenn on his 233 common ground budget amendments, which cut spending on
Spirit of America Releases Statement on Glenn’s Slate of Retribution-Free Vetoes
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEApril 2, 2024 RICHMOND, VA – Today, the Spirit of America released a congratulatory statement celebrating Glenn Youngkin’s latest slate of vetoes, which
With All Other Problems Solved, Glenn Triples Down on Sports Arena
“I want to know that when Glenn wakes up in the morning, his first thought is about a sports complex in Alexandria that I might visit one day.”
Spirit of America Releases Statement in Support of Glenn’s Statement
“It’s clear that the sports arena wasn’t included in the budget because Sen. Louise Lucas hates fun and billionaire vanity projects.”
With Critical Legislation on the Line, Glenn Knows What Really Matters to Virginians: a Billionaire’s Sports Arena
“We know that everyday Virginians are really worried about the status of this arena, and how bad Glenn’s feelings will be hurt if he doesn’t get it approved.”
Abortion Access, Healthcare for Kids, and Other Popular Policies Glenn’s Friends Courageously Voted Against
“…Glenn’s GOP pals in the General Assembly know what the people of Virginia want even better than the people of Virginia do.”
Spirit of America Releases Statement Rejecting Budget They Haven’t Seen Yet
Spirit of America released the following statement decrying the House and Senate’s budget proposals, which the group proudly acknowledges they haven’t seen.
Glenn Pursues Vague, Unpopular, Totally On-Brand Sports Complex Proposal
Glenn is embarking on another pursuit that’s excited millionaires and no one else!
Glenn’s Billionaire Buddy Swoons Over Potential Youngkin Candidacy
So cover this and not the thousands of Virginians purged from voter rolls, okay?
The Definitive Guide to Glenn’s (Not So) Commonsense Agenda
Who doesn’t love that soothing, Carlyle-trained voice repeating such damaging rhetoric?
EXCLUSIVE: An Insider’s Account of Glenn’s Red Vest Retreat
“Glenn is still great at flirting with Trumpism while maintaining plausible deniability.”
After More Than 10,000 Virginians Mistakenly Lose Right to Vote, Glenn Boldly Responds: “Oops.”
The man adores voting rights, and he’s proving it by making it much more exclusive!”
Billionaires Want to Draft Glenn, Citing Need for Fresh, Forgettable Face
“Just get him on that debate stage and watch him take up space!”
Glenn Champions Early Voting, as Long as Republicans Are the Ones Doing It
“It makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard.”
Glenn Headlines “(Only Certain) Parents Matter” Tour
“We want more parental involvement, as long as they’re the right kind of parents.”
New Budget Abandons the Most Important Virginians: Corporations
“But what about the poor conglomerates?! Who’s looking out for them?! Only Glenn!”
Glenn Courageously Touts Non-Consensual “Consensus” on 15-Week Abortion Ban
“Wait…we’re going with this after all?” a flustered and surprised aid was quoted as shrieking.
Far-Right Billionaires Agree: Glenn is the (Second or Third) Best Candidate for the Job
“Finally, support from some average Joes!” said one unnamed source, quickly pocketing a bulging money clip.
