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Abortion Access, Healthcare for Kids, and Other Popular Policies Glenn’s Friends Courageously Voted Against
“…Glenn’s GOP pals in the General Assembly know what the people of Virginia want even better than the people of Virginia do.”
Spirit of America released the following statement decrying the House and Senate’s budget proposals, which the group proudly acknowledges they haven’t seen.
Glenn is embarking on another pursuit that’s excited millionaires and no one else!
So cover this and not the thousands of Virginians purged from voter rolls, okay?
Who doesn’t love that soothing, Carlyle-trained voice repeating such damaging rhetoric?
“Glenn is still great at flirting with Trumpism while maintaining plausible deniability.”
The man adores voting rights, and he’s proving it by making it much more exclusive!”
“Just get him on that debate stage and watch him take up space!”
“It makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard.”
“We want more parental involvement, as long as they’re the right kind of parents.”
“But what about the poor conglomerates?! Who’s looking out for them?! Only Glenn!”
“Wait…we’re going with this after all?” a flustered and surprised aid was quoted as shrieking.
“Finally, support from some average Joes!” said one unnamed source, quickly pocketing a bulging money clip.
“I mean, did you hear the speech?”