RENEWING THE
Spirit of America
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About Glenn
An American Success Story
From learning how to fry one big egg in Hampton Roads to selling out American businesses to China with the Carlyle Group, Glenn is a living embodiment of the American Dream: getting rich off the backs of hard working people and then running for office on an extreme agenda masked beneath a nifty sweater vest. Now, Glenn is hard at work fighting for real conservative values: banning books, protecting kids from history, defunding public schools (even sometimes by accident), cutting taxes for massive corporations, and making sure private healthcare decisions are made only between a woman and her local politicians and unelected judges.
About Glenn
An American Success Story
From learning how to fry one big egg in Hampton Roads to selling out American businesses to China with the Carlyle Group, Glenn is a living embodiment of the American Dream: getting rich off the backs of hard working people and then running for office on an extreme agenda masked beneath a nifty sweater vest. Now, Glenn is hard at work fighting for real conservative values: banning books, protecting kids from history, defunding public schools (even sometimes by accident), cutting taxes for massive corporations, making sure private healthcare decisions are made only between a woman and her local politicians and unelected judges.
The Virginia Blueprint
Restoring Excellence in Virginia Schools
Countless studies that we are unable to cite show that before 2022, Virginia’s students lived in fear of the woke bureaucrats who invaded their schools, requiring masks during the worst pandemic in a century and requiring horrific treatments like handwashing. Thankfully, Glenn’s election transformed our public school system. In just two years, the Youngin Administration set up a snitch line so that politically-motivated extremists could report teachers who dared to teach, introduced segregation 2.0, and rewrote Virginia’s history standards to make sure no student ever learns about anything uncomfortable, complex or that requires critical thinking skills.
Reinvigorate Job Growth Everywhere but Virginia
Glenn knows that to create jobs and fuel the economy, you need to invest in one thing: shareholders. We must stop the harmful influx of foreign businesses like Ford coming into our communities and assaulting residents with promises of good pay and health coverage. It’s time that our rural residents follow Glenn’s example by pursuing a true blue collar career at a large private equity firm.
KEEPING OUR COMMUNITIES “SAFE” TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY
Glenn knows that we must do all we can to keep our schools and students safe. This means fighting for common-sense reforms, like attacking drag queens who read books to children. But we must do more. That’s why Glenn is committed to pursuing unproven solutions that other states like Florida have embraced, like bulletproof backpacks, self-locking doors, and arming teachers. When it comes to healthcare, education, infrastructure and other essential services, we must always consider the cost. But when it comes to dubious efforts like introducing additional firearms into our classrooms, no price is too high to defend the 2nd Amendment.
Ultimately, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Either that or common-sense firearm reform, but you can be certain that Glenn won’t let effective policy solutions get in the way of ideological purity.
PROTECTING VIRGINIA JOB CREATORS
Glenn will always stand up for the true unsung heroes of America: humble corporations. Businesses are facing challenging headwinds in this current economic climate, driven by President Bidens’ disastrous policies that have only delivered pandemic relief, student loan debt forgiveness, the largest bipartisan investment in infrastructure in American history, and essential supports for 21st century businesses through the Inflation Reduction Act. Businesses are now being forced to make tough decisions, like how are they going to be able to continue paying their CEOs 624 times as much as the average American worker? That’s why Glenn is fighting tirelessly to lower corporate tax rates. It is critical that Virginia wins the national race to the bottom, while gutting the social safety net in the process. The voice of multinational organizations has been silenced for too long, and Glenn is just the man we need to return them to their seat at the board room table.
Corporations aren’t just people, they’re the most important people. That’s why Glenn is committed to big business equity (the only kind of equity he can stomach), protecting their profits and providing the finest corporate welfare your tax dollars can buy.
"SUPPORTING" RURAL VIRGINIAN COMMUNITIES
Glenn knows that rural Virginians must be treated as more than photo props during campaign season. That’s why he’s so graciously taken brief breaks from his national tours to do things like visit hurricane-ravaged areas of the state; areas facing such destruction due to the worsening impacts of climate change, something Glenn is proudly doing nothing to address. Rural Virginians also deserve our support, which means peddling disinformation in areas of the state that would much rather have access to the resources the Youngkin Administration has so courageously curtailed.
The Virginia Blueprint
Restoring Excellence in Virginia Schools
Countless studies that we are unable to cite show that before 2022, Virginia’s students lived in fear of the woke bureaucrats who invaded their schools, requiring masks during the worst pandemic in a century and requiring horrific treatments like handwashing. Thankfully, Glenn’s election transformed our public school system. In just two years, the Youngin Administration set up a snitch line so that politically-motivated extremists could report teachers who dared to teach, introduced segregation 2.0, and rewrote Virginia’s history standards to make sure no student ever learns about anything uncomfortable, complex or that requires critical thinking skills
Reinvigorate Job Growth Everywhere but Virginia
Glenn knows that to create jobs and fuel the economy, you need to invest in one thing: shareholders. We must stop the harmful influx of foreign businesses like Ford coming into our communities and assaulting residents with promises of good pay and health coverage. It’s time that our rural residents follow Glenn’s example by pursuing a true blue collar career at a large private equity firm.
KEEPING OUR COMMUNITIES “SAFE” TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY
Glenn knows that we must do all we can to keep our schools and students safe. This means fighting for common-sense reforms, like attacking drag queens who read books to children. But we must do more. That’s why Glenn is committed to pursuing unproven solutions that other states like Florida have embraced, like bulletproof backpacks, self-locking doors, and arming teachers. When it comes to healthcare, education, infrastructure and other essential services, we must always consider the cost. But when it comes to dubious efforts like introducing additional firearms into our classrooms, no price is too high to defend the 2nd Amendment.
Ultimately, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Either that or common-sense firearm reform, but you can be certain that Glenn won’t let effective policy solutions get in the way of ideological purity.
PROTECTING VIRGINIA JOB CREATORS
Glenn will always stand up for the true unsung heroes of America: humble corporations. Businesses are facing challenging headwinds in this current economic climate, driven by President Bidens’ disastrous policies that have only delivered pandemic relief, student loan debt forgiveness, the largest bipartisan investment in infrastructure in American history, and essential supports for 21st century businesses through the Inflation Reduction Act. Businesses are now being forced to make tough decisions, like how are they going to be able to continue paying their CEOs 624 times as much as the average American worker? That’s why Glenn is fighting tirelessly to lower corporate tax rates. It is critical that Virginia wins the national race to the bottom, while gutting the social safety net in the process. The voice of multinational organizations has been silenced for too long, and Glenn is just the man we need to return them to their seat at the board room table.
Corporations aren’t just people, they’re the most important people. That’s why Glenn is committed to big business equity (the only kind of equity he can stomach), protecting their profits and providing the finest corporate welfare your tax dollars can buy.
"SUPPORTING" RURAL VIRGINIAN COMMUNITIES
Glenn knows that rural Virginians must be treated as more than photo props during campaign season. That’s why he’s so graciously taken brief breaks from his national tours to do things like visit hurricane-ravaged areas of the state; areas facing such destruction due to the worsening impacts of climate change, something Glenn is proudly doing nothing to address. Rural Virginians also deserve our support, which means peddling disinformation in areas of the state that would much rather have access to the resources the Youngkin Administration has so courageously curtailed.
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Spirit of America on SCOTUS Ruling Allowing Glenn’s Voter Purges: “Holy Shit!”
As long as Glenn keeps his cool, smiles sincerely, and wears his red vest, he can get away with almost anything!
Spirit of America’s Statement Praising Glenn for Clarifying What Trump’s “The Enemy Within” Statement Actually Means
Nothing troubling at all about citizens being “handled very easily” by the military.
Glenn Defiant in the Face of DOJ Voting Rights Lawsuit
This isn’t the first time Glenn served as a willing martyr to protect the sanctity of the ballot box.
Spirit of America Spotlights a Stellar (And Unfairly Maligned) Glenn Appointee
We refuse to stand idly by while reporters fact-check, nitpick, and unfairly criticize a public servant.
Glenn and JD Vance Maintain MAGA Cred While Visiting Town Impacted by Helene
Now’s the time to start mandating conservative accountability for hurricane survivor relief!
Glenn Loves Hung Cao, So We Love Hung Cao
See? Glenn knows how to pick ‘em, and he’s proved it once again.
Glenn Only Supports Morally Upstanding Candidates Like Mark Robinson
“Glenn only supports and fundraises for morally-upright, family-friendly candidates who align with his carefully curated image.”
Our Statement on Glenn’s Masterful Immigration Balancing Act
He’s got a carefully curated image to uphold, and that means saying extreme things in an extremely boring way.
Glenn Shares Inspiring Labor Day Message With Southwest Virginians: “I know this side likes illegal drugs and fentanyl.”
Glenn came prepared to speak about issues central to the Labor Day holiday.
Glenn Proudly Endorses Common Sense Holocaust Denier Mark Robinson
Robinson’s totally normal statements and policies must have really struck a chord with our guy Glenn!
Glenn Wants to Cut Corporate Taxes Instead of Funding Schools, And We Are Here For It!
It’s clear that Glenn is a true champion of the working man.
Glenn Just Fine with Virginia’s Federal Employees Losing Their Jobs
We applaud Glenn’s lack of empathy for Virginia’s over 140,000 civilian federal employees.
Statement Welcoming Glenn’s Latest Appointment to the State Board of Education
Last week, Glenn quietly named Antonin Scalia’s daughter and failed school board candidate Meg Scalia Bryce to the Virginia Board of Education.
Poor Glenn Not Tapped to be VP, Holding Out Hope for Another Gig
“We’re okay. We’re going to be okay,” a red-eyed Youngkin staffer said, holding back tears on the floor of the Republican National Convention.
Spirit of America Hails Glenn for Boldly Denying Veterans, Their Families, Members of His Own Task Force Access to Documents
As is his patriotic duty, Glenn denied this intrusive, unfair, and totally inconvenient request.
As First Presidential Debate Looms, Insiders Say Glenn has “Massive Appeal” as Trump’s VP
A recent Fox News profile of Glenn claims he is “being lauded for his ‘massive’ bipartisan appeal by political insiders.”
Glenn Embarks on New Phase of Trump VP Tryouts by Going After Dastardly Voters
with his new Executive Order, Glenn has made himself the kind of alpha that Trump is looking for in a Vice President.
Post-Conviction Trump Needs Good ‘Ol Glenn as His “Aw Gee!” VP
We just had to come out to praise Glenn as the delightfully boring choice of wary billionaires everywhere!
Spirit of America’s Statement Praising Glenn’s Completely Reasonable Veto of Bills Protecting Birth Control Access
Do these vetoes come at the expense of women’s health? Eh, who’s to say? Don’t be so hysterical.
Freedom-Hating Students Walk Out on Liberty-Loving Glenn
“What could our Governor possibly have done to deserve such disrespect?”