RICHMOND, VA – Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling yesterday officially allowing Glenn’s courageous voter purges to continue unchecked, Spirit of America released the following statement:
“Holy shit! We finally did it!
Can you believe it? We apologize for the crude language, but norms are just another vestige of a bygone era, so we say again: holy shit!
So much had to coalesce to trump (pun intended) a DOJ lawsuit, decades of federal overreach, and quaint, outdated notions of “voting rights” to finally get Virginia to this beautiful moment.
It took our guy Glenn, who dedicated so much of his time and effort to jettisoning thousands of voters off the rolls with no regard for constitutional protections, but in a gentler tone that just makes it feel so right!
It took Jason Miyares, our incredible Attorney General, who remains unencumbered by the shackles of federal law or the chains of musty old documents he swore an oath to uphold.
Together, this dynamic duo went to war against some of our most insidious enemies within, like the Justice Department, legal scholars, civil rights organizations, and voters.
The result? Glenn and Jason emerged victorious, freshly empowered just days before a Presidential Election by a totally nonpartisan Supreme Court to continue purging voter rolls as they see fit.
Have any of the 650 cases of election law violations in Virginia from the last 20 years involved any illegal immigrants voting? Well, no. And sure, some U.S. citizens were “disenfranchised” (whatever that big word means) as a result of Glenn’s eagerness to keep the rolls clean and lily white, but that’s the price he’s willing to pay for true election security.
Wow. What a moment. As long as Glenn keeps his cool, smiles sincerely, and wears his red vest, he can get away with almost anything! Holy shit, right?”
