As long as Glenn keeps his cool, smiles sincerely, and wears his red vest, he can get away with almost anything!

Nothing troubling at all about citizens being “handled very easily” by the military.

This isn’t the first time Glenn served as a willing martyr to protect the sanctity of the ballot box.

We refuse to stand idly by while reporters fact-check, nitpick, and unfairly criticize a public servant.

Now’s the time to start mandating conservative accountability for hurricane survivor relief!

See? Glenn knows how to pick ‘em, and he’s proved it once again.

“Glenn only supports and fundraises for morally-upright, family-friendly candidates who align with his carefully curated image.”

He’s got a carefully curated image to uphold, and that means saying extreme things in an extremely boring way.

Glenn came prepared to speak about issues central to the Labor Day holiday.

Robinson’s totally normal statements and policies must have really struck a chord with our guy Glenn!

It’s clear that Glenn is a true champion of the working man.

We applaud Glenn’s lack of empathy for Virginia’s over 140,000 civilian federal employees.

Last week, Glenn quietly named Antonin Scalia’s daughter and failed school board candidate Meg Scalia Bryce to the Virginia Board of Education.

“We’re okay. We’re going to be okay,” a red-eyed Youngkin staffer said, holding back tears on the floor of the Republican National Convention.

As is his patriotic duty, Glenn denied this intrusive, unfair, and totally inconvenient request.

A recent Fox News profile of Glenn claims he is “being lauded for his ‘massive’ bipartisan appeal by political insiders.”

with his new Executive Order, Glenn has made himself the kind of alpha that Trump is looking for in a Vice President.

We just had to come out to praise Glenn as the delightfully boring choice of wary billionaires everywhere!

Do these vetoes come at the expense of women’s health? Eh, who’s to say? Don’t be so hysterical.

“What could our Governor possibly have done to deserve such disrespect?”